One of the nuns is played by Larry David in a performance that should be cause for instant cancellation of his HBO show. The bag lands on the steps of an orphanage run by a kindly Mother Superior (Jane Lynch who must have had to do this movie or lose custody of some family member) and various other nuns. Presented in three “episodes” we are given the backstory of how these three came together…by being thrown out of a moving car in a duffel bag as babies. Without a star in the mix the movie instantly reeks of direct-to-video badness.

Instead of stars, our trio of dunderheads are played with various degrees of success by Hayes, Diamantopoulos and Sasso. While none of these actors is really known for saying no to bad scripts…they deserve a round of applause for sitting out.

With a mess this massive where do you start?ĭo you mention the history of the piece first? In development for years, at various times Larry, Moe, and Curly were to be played by Sean Penn, Johnny Depp, Paul Giamatti, Jim Carey, Benicio del Toro, Johnny Knoxville, Andy Samberg, Ben Stiller, and Tom Cruise. In other ways…I’m wondering if the 92 minutes I spent with this waste of film will be worth it when I’m taking my dying breath. In some ways, I’m glad I saw this so I can say I’ve seen the worst film of 2012 when that list is released in December. I had the chance to see this for free before a screening of another movie and decided to just go for it. With each viewing of the trailer for this big-screen version of the classic Three Stooges shorts, I would turn to my movie companion and say “I will NOT see that one…even if it’s free.” Well…I lied.

Review: The first thing I have to say to you reading this review: Don’t Judge. Random Crew Highlight: Gang Banger ~ Jerod Mayo Stars: Sean Hayes, Chris Diamantopoulos, Will Sassoĭirector: Bobby Farrelly & Peter Farrelly Synopsis: While trying to save their childhood orphanage, Moe, Larry, and Curly inadvertently stumble into a murder plot and wind up starring in a reality TV show.

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